I’m a juvenile moron.
How powerful a drug is nostalgia?
One Christmas we watched The Muppet Movie (1979) and burnt the microwave popcorn but it was the last bag so we still ate it and now I’m honestly considering burning some popcorn and putting it on.
If we ever argue and you need a low blow to strike, I cry like a toddler when they do I’m Going to go Back There Some Day.
Without fail. Each and every time.
Also one time when I was a very little kid
I saw that Muppet Movie was playing the last time of the month and it was like the 28th or something.
And I burst into tears cuz my Muppet friends were going away.
I mean
It’s Christmas so here’s two dozen banal covers of Hallelujah because, I dunno … God?
I mean He says that, right?
So you see the title and you’re like,
“Whoa, hold on hold up, hold the phone, guy.
Christmas … with the KRANKS (!!!!!!!!)
I’m in for some lols.
How could I not be?
I mean their actual fucking NAME is Krank.”
I like to chortle, to guffaw
I’m only human after all.
Get on my level.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg.
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