Okay, I give up. So where do I apply to be a Hillary SuperPAC troll?
I am about this and ya’ll can’t even be mad because as a Hill Troll:
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I’d be living Bernie’s vision of a direct transfer of wealth from the top 1% back to my middle class pocketbook. Making money from cheating just like them.
2.
You think she looks petty for doing this now? Ha! Just wait until I get in there, I’ll make a Tea Partier look fair minded.
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I mean if this is the game we’re playing, I’ll bite. Let’s take democratic choice all the way off the table and see how calm society remains. I’ll play those odds.
—natalie michelle
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