“What’s this? An important document for work, let me just spill coffee on it so everyone knows I read it.”
—Me
“Oh you just mopped the floors? Let me just spill some coffee on it, add that shine.”
—Also Me
“Fresh new outfit, let me just spill some coffee on it to add that signature look.”
—Also Me
I really need some lids in my life ya’ll.
—natalie michelle
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