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kubrick said ‘maybe a benign despot’

I DON’T WANT TO BE ELECTEEEEED DON’T WANT TO BE ELECTEEEED NOT BOTHERING TO BE ELECTEEEEED FUCK THE NATION, FUCK LOUISIANA FUCK

Emily Duchaine
Mon 13 Dec 2021

“Cancel Culture is a bullshit moniker made up by people who need to label consequence. Public shaming goes as far back as

I’m sick of not talking about certain aspects of my life, that’s it. I’m gonna say it. Spends hour writing about events and

Emily Duchaine
Sat 11 Dec 2021

goes to bed sober: *barely uses my Waterpik* *all whiny and shit* “Myaaaahhh toooooo tiiiiiiired.” *pets cat and goes to sleep* vs.

Jason Malmberg
Fri 10 Dec 2021

Ok, hear me out you guys. The first flapjacks that, like, European explorers would make over their campfires were made of cornmeal. They

Emily Duchaine
Thu 9 Dec 2021

I’m getting my once-per-year double shot peppermint mocha with half syrup. My rule with this is I never intentionally go get one. I just know when

jcpenney: We can’t have all the dressing rooms open because of the pandemic. me: Sure. Makes sense. jcpenney: Instead, we can only have