chunks of flommus
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Sun 26 Dec 2021
upsidedownpie
People who eat pineapple on pizza want to act like they’re the only ones in the conversation who can even appreciate sweet and
Sat 25 Dec 2021
christmas in america
7am hey maybe it’s a good time to vacuum the hard wood floors .… falls back to sleep … 8am the kittens knock some plate
Thu 23 Dec 2021
‘darkness was cheap, and scrooge liked it’
my ghosts: christmas past: Catherine O’Hara christmas present: Patton Oswalt christmas future: Megan Rapinoe their messages: past: You had
Wed 22 Dec 2021
passionately balls-deep in a douglas fir
Dude in Boyz II Men’s cover of Let It Snow sounds like he’s definitely gonna fuck the tree.
Tue 21 Dec 2021
‘hey the jerk store called, they ran out of you’
I just left the FedEx Store. While I was in there, a horrible man came in without a mask on and wanted to
Sun 19 Dec 2021
the large boulder slips thru our fingers
The civil are the weight, the joke that captivates arts, they fuckup any philosophy, they consider status rather then actual wealth to
Fri 17 Dec 2021
stone-willed
I believe I just witnessed the most stone-willed man in all of the midwest. The car in front of me had