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Robbie Edmonds
Tue 27 Dec 2016

enuff already, 2016

We get it: You WILL go down as the crappiest year to date, a real pisser as far as units of time go.

Jason Malmberg
Mon 26 Dec 2016

MALMBERG’S UNORDERED LIST OF REKORDS THAT WERE BETTER THAN OTHER REKORDS AND ALSO ARE REKORDS THAT CAME OUT IN 2016. This is

Jason Malmberg
Sun 25 Dec 2016

George Michael, a greater talent than most I think really realized. I hope if nothing else, the passing of George Michael forces

Jason Malmberg
Sun 25 Dec 2016

“Did you fuck my wife?” “What?” “Did you fuck my wife?” “[pauses] How do you ask me that? I’m your brother and you ask

Laura Hohlwein
Sat 24 Dec 2016

I’ve decided to give my Loved Ones cables this year because who can ever really have enough cables? Also I regret letting go of

Mala Paul
Sat 24 Dec 2016

I am a mom and I yell at my child at times. And yes, to all of you authors of all kinds of

Whenever I think of the word ‘package’ in the context of mail or delivery, I think of porn. Now when I see UPS