“Democrats sealed control of the Senate on Saturday as Senator Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada narrowly defeated Adam Laxalt, a Republican former state attorney general, a decisive moment in an extraordinary midterm election in which Democrats defied historical patterns and predictions of major losses.”
—NY Times, updated 13 November 2022
Eat Shit MAGAs !!
Biden/Brandon is the most successful president since Johnson and Tuesday night was yet more proof of this.
You don’t have to love him but his accomplishments matter and he’s got a big stack of them.
But every time you play along with the “I did that” and “Sleepy Joe” bullshit you help pull us closer to authoritarianism.
Y’all did this with Obama too.
You let the right wing create a false narrative about him and y’all bought it and did their work spreading the right wing’s propaganda for them.
Knock it off.
Lemme break something to y’all, ok:
Your relative that never shuts up about god.
That describes men (only men) as “godly.”
That votes Republican?
Yeah. They’re full of Shit. And you should tell them that.
Often.
Half of y’all are gonna play nice and ask the same people that voted to roll back your rights to the 1940s to kindly “pass the cranberries” in two weeks.
Yeah fuck that.
Gen Z, we love you.
Gen Z and young millennials saved our democracy.
Straight up.
And anyone who knows me knows that deep down inside I’m a 13 year old boy who can’t help but lol at Twitter going batshit off the rails like it is under Musk right now.
Elon isn’t Bruce Wayne.
He’s just a brat raised on a fat bankroll of apartheid cash.
But white people love white people that have too much money and will manufacture the narratives necessary to lionize them.
“Conservatives point finger at Trump after GOP’s underwhelming election results: ‘He’s never been weaker’ – many conservatives say Tuesday’s election results show it’s ‘time to move on’ from Trump”
—Fox News, 9 November 2022
And right now,
we have to celebrate, rest up,
and get ready to fight the bigger boss in 2024.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2022 Jason Malmberg.
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