There is
a very special day
next week
that brings people together
and evokes feelings
of
love and happiness.
I am
of course
talking about
the anniversary
of
Rush Limbaugh dropping dead.
Anyone remember Koby Teeth? 🤣
It’s also
that
special
time of year
when we play
“Is It COVID?”
Because it could also be
a cold,
seasonal allergies,
a sinus infection …
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2024 Emily Duchaine. Up top: Run Lola Run (1998)
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