When a website says something like
“Hey, nice choice!”
or
“You’ve got great taste!”
when you add something, ANYTHING to your shopping cart.
As if they’d ever say
“Wow, you picked the worst thing we sell”
or
“Girl that’s ugly as fuck put it back here we suggest this instead.”
”You already have four pairs of Studio Ghibli themed socks you bought last month. Put that shit back.”
Me:
*places metal detector and fishing magnet into cart*
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—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2019 Emily Duchaine.
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