Just found 51 FIFTY. Buck fifty at Grocery Outlet.
Savemart/Lucky Stores apparently have stopped carrying it locally because of the perceived negative connotations associated with mental illness in California.
Which is horsepucky.
They still sell Krazy Glue.
How bout Dave’s Insanity Sauce?
Have you ever been “Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs” – ?
I, for one, see nothing remotely happy about Cheerios … I yam not nuts …
It’s like I am hesitant to sing Prince’s Let’s Go Crazy now. Or even watch the brothers Hines shuffle to Crazy Rhythm.
I’m not sure how I will react if I ever get called insensitive while enjoying a cool beverage through a Krazy Straw, or watch Looney Tunes.
Remember the Activision game Megamania, for the Atari 2600? Fee Waybill of The Tubes sang the commercial, with the line “Megamania! It’s gonna drive you insane!” I’m not sure if the warning was warranted; wackiness wins whenever.
And I’m back on Red Bull, cuz Rockstar just labelled their swill “partially produced with genetic engineering.”
And I demand to know if those little green squares of 2022 will be organic or not.
All test tube babies should be tattooed “partially produced with genetic engineering,” so those cannibals that may want to consume one can make an educated decision about the food that they eat.
—robbie edmonds
Flommist Robbie Edmonds would love to sit down with you and discuss his theories of mind-swapping and time travel, but it appears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop himself from doing so … AGAIN! Copyright © 2016 Robbie Edmonds. Top foto by mehallo.
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