“Every SJW in my Twitter feed watching the election results tonight. Find your fire, bitches. We’re burning this mother down.”
—Patrick S. Tomlinson
“Let’s Make America More America! Equality, tolerance and love.”
—Mark Ruffalo
“Modernity is jarring and frightening for those who aren’t prepared for it, but exhilarating to those willing to embrace it. Modernity lost a year ago. It might be on the road back. Cautious optimism for anti-Trumpists is entirely appropriate tonight.”
—Joy Ann Reid
“Trump thumped.”
—Chris Matthews
“One of the worst anti-LGBT lawmakers in America – someone who has held his seat for more than two decades – just got beat by a trans woman … We. Will. Replace. You.”
—Ian Millhiser
“Just remember November 2018. D Day. Voting Democrat all the way down.”
—Anthony Sven VanSeven
Last night was the beginning of something.
It was the beginning of the turn back to sanity.
Nativist, Trumpist, tribal white identity horseshit is getting beaten back.
Next, we press on to 2018 and we further shove these backwards mouthbreathers back into the shadows and then 2020 – where we drop-kick them into the dustbin of history where they belong.
The ACTUAL majority is energized. The vote got out and took some ® scalps today. Some are calling it a wave.
And we are going to choke the last gaspers of straight white resentment until the death rattle sighs out.
We can get what we want if we all show up, but we **have to show up.**
This doesn’t have to be your racist uncle’s world, but he’s the only one bothering to vote then that’s what we get.
Starting today, let’s spend the next 364 days getting ready to breathe fire on every Trumpist shithead you can think of next November. Every gross ex, every dumbfuck you went to high school with that has never seen a black person murdered by cops who didn’t do something to deserve it, every rapey bro that thinks money excuses sexual assault, every woman out to punish other women for not choosing to be baby factories.
364 days to get a running start and wipe their influence off the map and the ignorant smirks off their faces.
Let’s work together and drop kick them back to the 20th century where they belong.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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