“I won’t play into the two party corporatist charade.
Voting is a waste of time and I had Wes Anderson Night at Brew-per-Cuts that night.
“Oh. You have to report your period to the state?
Sure. I’ll wait here.”
If they don’t have the stones to speak up for your rights now when it’s abstract to them, they won’t speak up for you later when it really matters.
Voting isn’t perfect but right now it’s an important component of our strategy.
The people telling you it’s pointless aren’t going to be the ones out fighting in the streets.
They just assume/hope someone else will be.
The John Cougar Mellencamp lyric “I can be myself, yeah, in a small town, and people let me be just want to be” baffles me because the ethos of every small town I’ve ever been in has been CONFORM OR DIE
— 🇺🇦 🌻 Rev. Dr. Boudyka (@bdk1521) July 9, 2022
Love dude’s music and this song as well but this has also always bugged me.
The victim, seen here handcuffed and bleeding, was arrested on the spot by Sacramento PD.
The Proud Boys who attacked him, including David Dempsey who struck him with a flagpole, were not arrested.
Dempsey went on to attack DC Capitol police with a flagpole on January 6th. pic.twitter.com/GLFxHx9Izh
— Chad Loder (@chadloder) April 1, 2021
A C A B.
We completely disavow groups like the Oath Keepers and in no way condone their hateful ideology.
— DESCENDENTS (@descendents) July 12, 2022
Weird timeline that this was even necessary but here we all are.
worst dr. pepper commercial ever. pic.twitter.com/fbzHYdSgKQ
— Captain Jordy (@meidasjordy) July 12, 2022
Poor
Dr Pepper execs
watching
being
like
“Put it down! Drink it and put it down!”
It would have been nice if people had listened to my warnings about Ali Akbar aka Ali Alexander years ago. Y’all know who you are, you who condoned and, in some cases, supported his tactics. I haven’t forgotten. https://t.co/xDJMxboXiC
— Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@rumpfshaker) July 12, 2022
Every single horrific thing you think Republicans won’t do because it’s too extreme, they will simply ignore while approving it.
And you’ll let them because you don’t want to make Thanksgiving awkward.
The world could be a better place but it would require a lot of us calling out people that we pretend are better people than they really are.
“Shut up, traitor”
is the only retort you need to their deflections and their whataboutisms.
Really.
They don’t merit debate. They don’t even merit discussion.
“Shut up, traitor”
That’s it. That’s all.
Arrest this piece of shit right now. RIGHT NOW. jfc https://t.co/NJyMD7VYZe
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 12, 2022
I was a grown adult in the 90s when you were watching Rugrats.
You were TOLD that Hillary was “unlikable.”
Told by Republicans.
It was bullshit. And for all your imagined tech savvy, you were idiots for believing it.
this week has been terrible but finding out tucker carlson’s mom was an artist who was friends with david hockney, peaced out to go live in france when he was 6, and then left him a dollar in her will bc she fucking hated him has been a small piece of good news
— “Daddy Magic” Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) June 30, 2022
I both work in and deeply respect The Arts.
But if you wanna know who my people are, it’s the ones that find it hard to not try and replace the word “arts” with “farts.”
It’s juvenile but here we are.
People with good singing voices should not be allowed to do karaoke—sorry but it is not fun watching u do a lil Star Search performance, I’m here to see drunk Keith fight for his life thru “Livin on a Prayer” as god intended
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) February 11, 2022
Fully and without exception.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2022 Jason Malmberg.
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