‘aren’t you worried about wat’s in the vaccine?’

I was at a club once with some friends and we found a cig­a­rette cel­lo­phane full of pills in the bathroom.

So of course, we took them.

 

I then
blacked out for about 12 hours,

dur­ing which time,

I got kicked out of said club,

broke my friend’s sink (I paid for the repairs),

and ac­cord­ing to a friend I don’t re­mem­ber calling,

I tried to start a fight with um,

traf­fic.

 

Still
no clue what the fuck the pills were 🤷🏻‍♀️.

So no,
I’m not fuck­ing con­cerned about what’s in the vaccines.

I’m a dum­my who eats club bath­room mys­tery pills,

I don’t know bet­ter about vac­cine safe­ty than the

*glob­al med­ical community.*

 

So I’m
just go­ing to de­fer to the ex­perts on this one like the un­qual­i­fied id­iot I am.

 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2020 Na­tal­ie Michelle.

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