I’ll quote something brilliant I saw in another thread this morning:
“I can’t wait til these people cash their final social security checks.”
The evidence included texts and emails from Russian military officers and information gleaned from a top-secret source close to Mr. Putin, who had described to the C.I.A. how the Kremlin decided to execute its campaign of hacking and disinformation. https://t.co/mRLwDluWfi
— Adam Goldman (@adamgoldmanNYT) July 19, 2018
Dead. To. Rights.
Get it?
Do you now get why smart people freaked out election night?
It’s not cuz we’re ‘easily triggered snowflake libtards.’ The writing was on the wall.
Don’t hold your breath waiting for the ‘have you no sense of decency’ moment.
There isn’t one coming.
To be a Trumpist requires you to have ditched basic decency, like, years ago.
Trumpists would excuse him letting Putin nuke Alaska if it bothered ‘libs’ enough. And as pat and cliché as that sounds, I’m not making a joke here.
Really think about it. You know it’s true. Well, my friend Jordan points out that Putin wouldn’t nuke Alaska — he’d annex it.
Look man, we’re all baristas and DJs and web designers and what have you.
That’s all great. Really.
But if at the end of it all we must be remembered instead for our final defiant act strangling a traitor to death bare handed in the second civil war against white supremacist fascism then frankly I think that’s a destiny worth signing on for.
Uh, you can quote that with no attribution.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg. Up top: Stolen meme.
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