“We’re flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can’t turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That’s because scientists are in charge of Mars, and republicans are in charge of Texas.”
—meme
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Dear Christ with this guy.
But his fans won’t care because (and I can tell you this as a bald bearded somewhat muscular white guy they let their guard down around cuz they think I’m like them) this is the way they talk when they think no one’s watching and it’s how they feel they should be allowed to talk.
Trump: “Record economy!”
Biden: *Actually sets records for GDP, jobs, & unemployment*
Trump: “Infrastructure week!”
Biden: *Actually passes biggest infrastructure bill since 1939*
Trump: “ISIS eliminated!”
Biden: *Actually takes out leader of ISIS*
MAGA: Biden is all talk!
— Andrew Wortman 🏳️🌈 (@AmoneyResists) February 3, 2022
A service like DoorDash but they send someone to hang out for a three hour window dressed as a caterer that somehow hides until just the right time to pass by with a tray of catered party food like coconut shrimp and wagyu sliders but when you don’t want them they are hiding in a closet.
Call it, like, Catr.
Yes it’s an older meme, but it always makes me laugh so here it is again.
If Euphoria turns a generation on to Gerry Rafferty, then my hope that there is good in the world shall be renewed.
Right down the line.
polyamory is out and polyemnity is in. I have a primary enemy but we also have beefs with our own secondaries. communication is key there. I know some folks with a bullycule in medford, they all hate each other
— popcorn slingin Uncle Endtimes (@spatch) February 6, 2022
If I have a “type” at all, I would have to say it’s “Women who look like they will yell at me” who then yell at me.
It’s my kryptonite.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2022 Jason Malmberg.
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