There are 80s movies and there are 90s movies.
Wayne’s World is neither.
It’s a February 1992 movie and exists in the bizarre micromoment between Hair and Grunge.
The UglyKidJoecestine Era.
Now that
R. Kelly has been found guilty and thoroughly disgraced, you need to admit that I Believe I Can Fly was a pretty garbage song.
I can mourn the loss of Remix to Ignition but this track was dildos and so was Space Jam.
You were 6 when it was out.
“There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their addiction to technology. These ungrateful kids spend all day staring at their phones without ever taking the time to look around and truly appreciate the world. The same world that my generation destroyed.”
—Constantine Platanias
How old am I? Old enough to be psyched about this bird-watching bird mi esposa got me.
His name is Speck.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2021 Jason Malmberg.
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