I know this has been said-to-death and even parodied on The Simpsons, but would it have killed them to have not put the logos on these things?
It seems like a small detail, but when you’re 6 years old IT MATTERS that Darth Vader didn’t have the logo of a popular movie franchise on his belt. That was some straight-up buster shit.
At least these didn’t have the names of the characters illustrated across the chests like the V1s did.
Holla if you got your sweaty face lacerated with the eyeholes on one of the these when you were a kid.
“How lovely! And what are you for Halloween?”
“A bunch of dicks, lady. We look like a bunch of dicks.”
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2020 Jason Malmberg. Album cover adapted from Jason’s foto by Don Button.
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