forgot bout this

 

I’m a ju­ve­nile moron.

 

 

How pow­er­ful a drug is nostalgia?

 

 

One Christ­mas we watched The Mup­pet Movie (1979) and burnt the mi­crowave pop­corn but it was the last bag so we still ate it and now I’m hon­est­ly con­sid­er­ing burn­ing some pop­corn and putting it on.

 

 

If we ever ar­gue and you need a low blow to strike, I cry like a tod­dler when they do I’m Go­ing to go Back There Some Day.

With­out fail. Each and every time.

 

 

Also one time when I was a very lit­tle kid

I saw that Mup­pet Movie was play­ing the last time of the month and it was like the 28th or something.

And I burst into tears cuz my Mup­pet friends were go­ing away.

 

 

I mean

It’s Christ­mas so here’s two dozen ba­nal cov­ers of Hal­lelu­jah be­cause, I dun­no … God?

I mean He says that, right?

 

 

So you see the ti­tle and you’re like,

“Whoa, hold on hold up, hold the phone, guy.
Christ­mas … with the KRANKS (!!!!!!!!)
I’m in for some lols.
How could I not be?
I mean their ac­tu­al fuck­ing NAME is Krank.”

 

 

I like to chor­tle, to guffaw
I’m only hu­man af­ter all.

 

Get on my lev­el.

 

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2020 Ja­son Malmberg.

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