Time to share this again.
me watching the parade
Wow, that Turkey is terrifying!
Huh? Who are these clowns?
‘Cranberry Cooperative’? Wtf is the ‘Cranberry Cooperative’? Man, fuck them.
Oh, hey, Patti LaBelle, she’s cool.
Okay, as long as she’s leading the Cooperative …
There should be a Jon Hamm balloon in the parade but by ‘balloon’ I mean actual Jon Hamm and by ‘parade’ I mean my house.
I haven’t even started drinking yet.
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—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2017 Emily Duchaine. Macy’s Parade balloon source, Dinosaur source, Hammm’s tank found by Malmberg.
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