used car

So I had my dad take a look at my new used car be­cause he’s the best me­chan­ic ever and he’s like 

So did you no­tice all the pan­els are loose or miss­ing pins? 

I think this car was run­ning drugs in its last life. 

The wheel wells, the trunk, the front panel … 

Also did you no­tice there’s a round patch job right in front of the mir­ror? May be a bul­let hole.

So my new car is way more gang­ster than I thought.
 

So some­thing re­al­ly weird is happening. 

I some­how kicked so much ass work­ing for my­self I have in­ad­ver­tent­ly saved enough to buy a car.

Not a car with over 100K miles, not a car with a sal­vaged ti­tle, not a car whose body is falling off, but ac­tu­al­ly has a de­cent en­gine. A car that I ac­tu­al­ly want, with 30K miles, and no problems. 

One that will cost more than all four of my cars combined.

This is so weird to me that I lit­er­al­ly feel like I’m do­ing some­thing wrong. 

I don’t own nice cars, that’s not the course of my life, *I* own junk that I bare­ly keep alive, but here we are. I’m buy­ing a car.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2018 Na­tal­ie Michelle.

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