‘we want our country back!’

Ques­tions!

Where did it go? 

Did it go out for a pack of cig­a­rettes and nev­er come back?

Is this a re­boot of the Tak­en se­ries, or a continuation?

Is this a new Eg­gos commercial?
 

 

Are you search­ing for a young lady at­tend­ing col­lege for her MRS. De­gree to emerge from your kitchen with a plate of baby back ribs?

Do you miss those good ol’ days when men worked the land with their hands? When we had a sense of pride in our crops, and shared it equal­ly with the peo­ple. A crop­shar­ing, if you will.
 

 

Is this an elab­o­rate game of Red Rover?

Maybe you lost it dur­ing those hu­mid South­ern years when the city work­ers were be­ing kind, and of­fered you a drink from a high-pres­sured hose?
 

 

Ah! Have you tried look­ing back and to the left?

Did you trade parts of it away to ‘friends’ be­fore re­al­iz­ing you’ve picked all your fa­vorite things clean apart and 

            in­stead of ac­cept­ing your own ac­tions and in­se­cu­ri­ties, it’s bet­ter to blame every­body else?
 

 

Be­cause say­ing you’ll ‘Make Amer­i­ca Great Again,’ and plead­ing for some­one to ‘Bring Your Coun­try Back’ are two sides to the same dead white President’s coin. A car­i­ca­ture, nos­tal­gic, and costs more than your pen­ny thought is worth.

Fun fact: It costs 1.7 cents to make a 1 cent penny.
 

 

I’m still wait­ing for that Red Bar­bie-doll dress to come back to me.
 

—jes

Flom­mist Jes ex­ists for mo­ments of fiery in­spi­ra­tion. See her in­spi­ra­tional byprod­ucts at jdeprez.com. Copy­right © 2016 JES DE­PREZ. Screen grab from ad­vertist­ing: what it’s do­ing to your life; house­wife source; cot­ton field, source; fire hoses, source; in­tern­ment in Amer­i­ca, source; and spare change by mehallo.

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