trending to-day

THIS   just   in  

 

ALL   the   while  

100% of Re­pub­li­cans sup­port their own con­stituents killing them­selves in the dumb­est ways pos­si­ble.
 

“It’s flat-out un­Amer­i­can,”
says Re­pub­li­can ass­hole
from Cal­i­for­nia who knows
damn good and well his
con­stituents know fuck all
about lit­er­al­ly every­thing
and de­pends on that ig­no­rance
to keep get­ting elect­ed.
 

MEAN   while  

 

SAY   what you will about Re­pub­li­cans,
but no­body is bet­ter at en­abling their own vot­ing base to off them­selves with an end­less ar­ray of op­tions.

Guns,
be­ing anti-vac­cine,
horse de­wormer,
black lung,
lack of health in­sur­ance …
 

HEY.  

If the cur­rent trends con­tin­ue, maybe there will be less im­pact to the rest of us.

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2021 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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