caffeine, insanity, glue, cereal, and the cannibals

Just found 51 FIFTY. Buck fifty at Gro­cery Out­let.

Savemart/Lucky Stores ap­par­ent­ly have stopped car­ry­ing it lo­cal­ly be­cause of the per­ceived neg­a­tive con­no­ta­tions as­so­ci­at­ed with men­tal ill­ness in Cal­i­for­nia.

Which is horsepucky.

They still sell Krazy Glue.

How bout Dave’s In­san­i­ty Sauce?

Have you ever been “Cuck­oo For Co­coa Puffs” – ?
I, for one, see noth­ing re­mote­ly hap­py about Chee­rios … I yam not nuts …

It’s like I am hes­i­tant to sing Prince’s Let’s Go Crazy now. Or even watch the broth­ers Hines shuf­fle to Crazy Rhythm.

 

I’m not sure how I will re­act if I ever get called in­sen­si­tive while en­joy­ing a cool bev­er­age through a Krazy Straw, or watch Looney Tunes.

Re­mem­ber the Ac­tivi­sion game Mega­ma­nia, for the Atari 2600? Fee Way­bill of The Tubes sang the com­mer­cial, with the line “Mega­ma­nia! It’s gonna dri­ve you in­sane!” I’m not sure if the warn­ing was war­rant­ed; wack­i­ness wins when­ev­er.

 

And I’m back on Red Bull, cuz Rock­star just la­belled their swill “par­tial­ly pro­duced with ge­net­ic en­gi­neer­ing.”
 

And I de­mand to know if those lit­tle green squares of 2022 will be or­gan­ic or not.

All test tube ba­bies should be tat­tooed “par­tial­ly pro­duced with ge­net­ic en­gi­neer­ing,” so those can­ni­bals that may want to con­sume one can make an ed­u­cat­ed de­ci­sion about the food that they eat.
 

 

—rob­bie ed­monds

Flom­mist Rob­bie Ed­monds would love to sit down with you and dis­cuss his the­o­ries of mind-swap­ping and time trav­el, but it ap­pears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop him­self from do­ing so … AGAIN! Copy­right © 2016 Rob­bie Ed­monds. Top foto by mehal­lo.

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