Spicer:
“This is the Obamacare replacement plan that everyone has been asking for, that the president ran on.”
Spicer came out and arc-welded Trump to this terrible update of the ACA.
And so now we have TЯUMPKДRE. Learn it. Live It. Use it. Love it.
Once law, *We* will then need to cut corners to get coverage that doesn’t cover anything but millionaires should be given EVEN MOR.
It is garbage. Clobber them with it.
You own this now, Hoss.
Paul Ryan is asked if it matters that 10 million people could lose their health insurance. “What matters is we’re lowering the costs.”
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) March 7, 2017
And if you think children should suffer and die because their parents are poor then you don’t get to call yourself a ‘Christian.’
Fuck your jewelry, your attendance record, or what’s ‘in your heart.’
You’re simply a greedy asshole. And I’m pretty certain ol JC wasn’t too chill with greedy assholes.
St. Peter:
“Okay, Gladys. Let’s pull up the ol Excel sheet here .… oh .… whoah .…. oh my. You were a real horrendous piece of shit. It’s pretty much six straight decades of self-absorbed cruelty and avarice.”
Gladys:
“But I avoided naughty movies and bad language. Does that elevate the overall score?”
St. Peter:
“Are you fucking kidding me right now?”
If they want health care they can earn it by having unprotected intercourse with a man from a privileged socioeconomic class like I did.
Dan Rather:
“Every one who normalizes Mr. Trump now, or has in the past, will have to answer to future generations for their acquiescence, silence or sophistry – if, indeed, not outright cowardice.”
We see you. And we can hear your silence. You don’t get to opt out of politics. Not right now.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg. Pictured: Jacob Jordaens, Christ Driving the Merchants from the Temple (detail), circa 1650, source.
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