‘Donald Trump has been attacking immigrant families since the day he began his campaign, and he hasn’t stopped since taking office.’
—Senator Catherine Cortez Masto
‘Our President is on TV right now, trashing on Jimmy Fallon and bragging about how great his hair is … This is real life.’
—Bwargh von Modnar
Everyone’s seen the meme about how America doesn’t need a wall but a mirror.
Well, we got one. We got a huge one.
Trump is a massive gilded vanity mirror hewn of cheap silica and framed in tacky paste and gold tempra. And it is as unforgiving as any sodium-lit funhouse mirror you’ve ever been in front of.
Most of y’all have had over a week gazing into it to see just what horrible, awful people lurk in your friends, your family, your offices.
She was right. About everything.
And now we’re all living with the consequences of y’all not listening.
I’m not sure where we go from here. Or if there’s anywhere *to* go. Certainly nowhere good. As jaded as we can all be, it’s hard to wash off seeing so many of your fellow men and women gleefully reveal what soulless ghouls they’ve really been this entire time.
I guess we work to get out the vote in November to save whatever hasn’t been ransacked and torched by the traitors and the grifters but to be honest I’m not even sure we are worth saving at this point.
I detest using the Royal We on stuff like this as it tends to shackle you to the worst people, but it’s the worst people that have taken over and they were aided and abetted by our dumbest and most self-absorbed.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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