works.

List ten jobs.

Nine should be jobs you have ac­tu­al­ly done. One should be a lie. Let’s see if peo­ple can guess the lie!

My list is be­low:

1.   Door to Door Sales­man

2.   Wind­shield Fac­to­ry Edge Bevel­er

3.   File Clerk at Dept of El­der Abuse

4.   Ice Cream Truck Dri­ver

5.   Screen­print­er at uni­form shop

6.   Ger­man sand­wich fill­ing mak­er

7.   Wash­er at eye­glass fac­to­ry

8.   Corn de­tassler

9.   Lawn and land­scape work­er

10.   Sub­way Man­ag­er

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2020 Ja­son Malm­berg. Pic­tured up top: Just a nice pic­ture of Joe Pan­to­liano that I am up­load­ing to the World Wide Web for Mike Fly­nn in case he ran out.

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