won’t get shot even!

Footage
shown to Dis­ney share­hold­ers re­veals Luke’s first words in up­com­ing The Last Jedi to be “Fuckin’ shit, yo”
 

 

Star War makes this shit so easy. 

You just blast the baddies, 

run up a ramp 

and

hy­per­space the fuck out.
 

“Did­n’t you kill all those peo­ple like an hour ago on Sephaluust?”

“Uh. Yeah.”

Blast! »

Run run run run run. 

Clomp clomp clomp. 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH­H­H­H­HH!
 

 

The re­veal of Yoda and his diminu­tive fig­ure in Em­pire would be great­ly un­der­mined by his ap­pear­ance in pre­quel films if any­one were dumb enough to make some.
 

 

Yeah Joseph Cambp­bell is all about this shit.

Why don’t you watch a Star War it’s good.
 
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malmberg.

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