WTF
Why can’t I choose an option that says “YES, I’M SINGLE” on Facebook?
How bout an option that doesn’t mean “I’M AVAILABLE” ?
I do not understand why it’s so hard for people to get that
“I’M
NOT
INTERESTED
SO
KINDLY
BACK THE FUCK OFF”
I am serious!
I am so done with relationships, at least for the foreseeable future. I’ve got way too much going on in my life that I need to fix before I EVEN CONSIDER doing THAT again.
I never understood why people think being single is a bad thing, or always feel the need to comment on the fact that I am.
Like, I am a lesser person for being okay with being by myself??
Obviously a lot of people don’t like the idea of “being alone” and see it as a character flaw, but I honestly think it proves how independent and strong a person is.
I have mad respect for people who can recognize that they need to take care of themselves first before looking for validation or comfort from someone else.
I mean
I don’t mind a dude asking nicely and then respecting my choice to stay single, but man! So many of them just straight up send dick pics or tell me all the things they’d do to me if they could.
I’m like “yoooo dude. Slow the fuck down. Y’all haven’t even asked me what my favorite hobby is yet or what kinda movie genre I like the most –”
I mean
AT LEAST TELL ME YOUR NAME BEFORE YOU SEND ME NASTY PICS OR START CALLING ME MULTIPLE TIMES.
IN A ROW.
Dude!
—kaitlynjane
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