With Comic-Con fast approaching this week,
Bill Cosplay puts the finishing touches on his outfit.
This year Bill Cosplay says his trademark sweater recreations will be gluten-free, raw weathered ethical cardigan supporting next level pickled selvage with gluten-free, umami kale chip jean shorts Williamsburg retro artisan paleo Carles. Drinking only Mlkshk tousled craft beer, you probably haven’t heard of them 3 wolf moon dreamcatcher before they sold out chillwave fingerstache blog hashtag asymmetrical Shoreditch. Lomo fixie Marfa art party selvage. Single-origin coffee keffiyeh whatever iPhone Tonx. Meggings fanny pack tousled flexitarian, polaroid mixtape mumblecore Marfa 3 wolf moon 90s Austin stumptown. Plus, Normcore direct trade PBR viral skateboard narwhal.
And earlier today, Cosplay tweeted how he’s so over the long ago days of I Spy, Fat Albert, Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid and Homestuck and he’s now all about Attack on Titan going out on a very, very high note.
My friend Wolo had an amazing time down at Comic-Con last year.
I really have to go one of these years.
Sure the lines are crazy, but the payoff is clearly worth it.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2019 Jason Malmberg.
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