The last time I saw Morrissey play live was 2009 and he was a useless wheezing gas-bag then too.
It’s long been past time to send Moz to Shady Acres. Let him fight over the commons room remote so he can put Lou Dobbs on.
And
Is there a song out there right now with lyrics that go
“you were that good pussy girl”?
Because I’m pretty sure I and Saul’s clients from Sandpiper Crossing here in the Boston Market dining room were just treated to that couplet and it ended before I could Shazam it.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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