tudor tumor

I’ve de­cid­ed to name my be­nign liv­er tu­mor ‘Hen­ry VIII.’
 

He’s try­ing to bank­rupt me with med­ical bills 

and try­ing to con­quer the city that is my liver 

but will fail and have to hand it back to me lat­er on.
 

He bet­ter stop giv­ing me grief or I will Anne Bo­leyn him.
 

BUT all of his wives were disappointments. 

Ex­cept Jane. 

But she died be­fore he could go cray.
 

Hen­ry should of been Anne Boleyn’d.
 

Or had a GI probe his butt and mouth.

Tho if I’m go­ing to be DP’d by tech­nol­o­gy, at least buy me dinner.

#nerd­for­tu­dors
 
 

—aman­da layng martinez

Flom­mist Aman­da Layng Mar­tinez is a graph­ic de­sign­er. She like cats, tea, not wear­ing a bra, pee­ing in pub­lic, and ‘eat­ing as much as I can be­fore I feel full.’ Copy­right © 2017 Aman­da Layng Mar­tinez. Pho­to shopped by mehallo.

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