Folks: the RNC isn’t using Black speakers to engage Black voters. They’re using Black speakers to engage white people who want to vote Trump and not feel racist.
— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) August 25, 2020
Perhaps a country in which over 170,000 people have died from a containable disease, 30 million are out of work, and American passports don’t gain admittance to most of the world? Oh, wait. https://t.co/FmWaxdm0QM
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 25, 2020
“As a member of the military, I can’t really get political. I mean, unless it’s in support of Republicans and/or against Democrats.”
“A black guy shot a white kid therefore cops should be able to do whatever they want to black people.”
“TRUMP IS THE ONLY DEFENDER OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. EVA LONGORIA WILL ABORT YOU!”
This week the RNC is on some unhinged grievance shit.
To hear these dildos you’d think we were running a reanimated Stalin.
“Marxist” “Communist” “Far Left”
LOL all of this is directly targeted to your dumbest older relatives and people you went to high school with.
Plus, fat old dads in shitty regional metal/punk bands that were just dying to drop the mask and go full-blown David Duke.
AND if you’re online debating one of these shits – someone with a distinct name and city – always Google that plus “arrest.” Nine times of ten (ten if they attended the School of Hard Knocks) they owe child support and have a ton of DUIs.
This is also how I discovered a local super gung ho cop apologist gun-nut resigned the force in disgrace after he was caught embezzling.
Warning: 74 days out and the Dems are too confident which will lead to complacency. I live in Trump country — you can feel it building, they hate you and they are going to vote. Better start acting like Biden is 3 points down in all swing states.
— Gregg Smith 🇺🇸 (@10milesbadroad) August 22, 2020
“I’m voting third party. The DNC doesn’t care about real people.
Also check out pix of me partying maskless with 40 other idiots!”
If we lose in November the *entire* Supreme Court gets flipped to right wingers. For the rest of your milennial-ass life.
This means (in a necessarily insane example) your precious Green Party could sweep the presidency, House and Senate in 2024 and STILL not get anything done that couldn’t be undone by the courts.
So shut the fuck up and get on board.
Let me get this straight. A Black man is shot in the back 7 times, while getting in car with his kids. A White youth carrying an AR-15 walks away, after killing people. Same police force, same town, same week. And what is Trump’s response? Send in troops to crush the protesters.
— Robert Reich (@RBReich) August 26, 2020
“The violence you’re seeing in Donald Trump’s America. Is Donald Trump even aware he’s president? These are not images from some imagined ‘Joe Biden’s America’ in the future. These are images from Donald Trump’s America today. The violence we’re witnessing is happening under Donald Trump. Not me. It’s getting worse, and we know why.”
—Joe Biden
i’m officially pushing for emancipation. buckle up because this is probably going to be public one way or another, unfortunately. welcome to my life
— CLAUDIA CONWAY (@claudiamconwayy) August 23, 2020
“Kellyanne Conway’s daughter forcing her to quit her job working for Trump is proof that every kid can force their parents to vote correctly. If this kid can break that bond, you have an obligation to FUCK YOUR PARENTS UP. If they’re voting Trump, they are literally KILLING you and your future. Make them SUFFER.”
—Timothy Paul Doyle
Social. Pressure. Works.
“Get ready, though. Not only will the Red Hats scream bloody murder – and they’ll scream loudly – there will also be a movement among Democrats to simply move on. To cut bait. The Van Joneses of the cable news landscape – those who’ve attempted to misuse the coveted label ‘presidential’ to describe the exact opposite – will exploit their platforms to promote letting the nation ‘heal’ by leaving the past in the past.”
—Bob Cesca, Don’t cry for Kellyanne Conway, SALON
This is just a normal thing for a face to look like.
Trump: “The pioneers didn’t have money. Didn’t have fame …”
Me: “Didn’t have no credit card to ride this train?”
Dude seems pretty low energy for what the moment is.
He managed to get a “four more years” chant going but it sounded like 10 people out of the 2,000 present.
I’m only listening and not watching but he sounds ready to nod the fuck out.
Did Junior Hoover up all the llello?
“He is not deputized. We, the public, have not assented to this through any democratic or legal mechanism. It is lawless. This is Stand Your Ground on steroids, or maybe PCP. It might not be your ground, and you might have to travel across state lines to stand there, but as long as you’re the Right Kind of guy with a gun, some people will make excuses for you.”
—Jack Holmes, Esquire
Will the popular midtown yoga studio soon be offering QAnon classes?
Also,
shoutout to all the ladies whose political opinions are outing the dudes that only friended them for their looks.
Holla!
And if Bella Thorne can make $2M in a week from her OnlyFans, I should be able to make $80 easy.
I wanna buy a Crock-Pot.
—jason malmberg
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