Okay I think I get it now guys:
You can make jokes *on the square* about fucking me and they are hilarious and not at all threatening,
but
when I throw back jokes about how you can’t even pull desperate –
then
I’m an “asshole” and a “dick” who “went too far” and took “my period” out on you.
Or hey,
maybe counterpoint: You’re a little bitch whose “nobody touches my dick” nice guy schtick is getting super old and clouding your bullshit intentions with humor isn’t actually as clever as you think it is, while I am actually just super funny.
Yeah that’s probably the actual scenario.
And I really need to stop slapping people with my tampons.
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2016 Natalie Michelle. Foto: Natalie in a GIANT blowup colon, “Health fair coincidence or perfectly timed metaphor for my eventual escape from Corporate America?”
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