“In the midst of this were several counterprotesters waving ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ flags and screaming obscenities at kids. One of them was this man walking through the crowds with a loaded AR-15, scaring kids who were there to mourn their classmates and call for change.”
THIS.
Do you *really* want to call out the March For Our Lives protesters because *some* teens around the same age ate Tide Pods when you yourself were committing credit card fraud at 22?
If you hear that there are children,
moms,
and teachers peacefully assembling to express their right to not be murdered
and your immediate inclination
is to suit up in camo,
grab your AR15 and head down there to creepily lurk the crowd,
I am in no way joking when I say that I legitimately hope fate places your fat ass at the scene of the (inevitable) next mass shooting and your injuries from it take days to end you.
If you wanna terrorize people over your Walmart Green Berets fantasy then it is my sincerest wish that you die by that shitty sword.
It really is a thing tho. A type that keeps repeating.
Same middle aged dudes that were once in shape. Maybe they did some time in the service but didn’t really excel at any part of it, yet they never stop repping it.
Now they are IT or realty, trying to map as much of their Call of Duty experience onto their modest service and crowing over their suburban badass toys.
It’s insane how often the type repeats.
Listening to interviews from #MarchForOurLives with the kids and it is deeply unsettling how woven into their lives shootings and potential shootings are.
It’s always present in their minds. That this is even a thing that we allow to become a kind of normal is literally insane.
And what do we get in return for this ambient trauma? Even more mass murders of children and middle aged life failures get to keep their bullshit Red Dawn fantasies.
It’s madness. Everyone needs to get to the polls this November and shut down the Oakley dads and their goateed slack jaws.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg. Top fotos from and from.
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