It gives me
a little tickle
to know that
all the absolute
worst types
are having a big mad
just about now.
A N D
Costco raising its minimum wage to $16
is a wonderful
“hey fuck you, do it”
move directed at Congress
and I love it.
I’m a member of Costco and although we use our membership only occasionally, this is something I feel good about.
A N D
you know, really.
Fuck it.
Biden sucks and I’m still mad.
There’s this:
A N D
people still don’t have those $1,400 checks but we’re dropping bombs on Syria again so that’s cool I guess.
It’s the poors’ fault that they’re poor, though. Can’t be wasting perfectly good bomb money on food and medicine and shelter when #brunchisback, right?
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine.
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