ANTS!
That is a WHOLE PIE.
What are you even going to do with that much pie?
That won’t even fit in your house!
Yet here I am, of perfect pie-eating proportion, and here you are, in my way, rubbing your sticky little feet all over it.
I don’t know what godless nation you hail from, but here in America it is considered rude to stand in other people’s food.
—bwargh von modnar
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