i just ate so much ravioli based on the word ‘sauce’

Sor­ry I’m late to this par­ty but um, did a bunch of vir­gins se­ri­ous­ly ha­rass min­i­mum wage em­ploy­ees for a dis­con­tin­ued sauce from an op­por­tunis­tic cor­po­ra­tion des­per­ate­ly try­ing to stay rel­e­vant by ref­er­enc­ing a meme from a car­toon? Is that le­git the world we are cur­rent­ly op­er­at­ing in?

Like first of all, this is the com­pa­ny be­hind the McRib, don’t even act like they won’t bring this shit back on lim­it­ed sup­ply to cre­ate su­per­fi­cial de­mand now they know it will sell. 

Sec­ond­ly, that shit was prob­a­bly dis­con­tin­ued be­cause it was gross, like the rest of their food. Last­ly, but def­i­nite­ly most im­por­tant­ly, fast food work­ers have it bad enough with­out your pale ass­es emerg­ing from your par­en­t’s base­ments to throw hissy fits over some con­coc­tion of corn syrup and msg. I know the only hu­man in­ter­ac­tion you have is in the bow­els of Red­dit, but Je­sus, even ac­tu­al chil­dren have oth­er aware­ness and empathy.

Also for friends who went, I know you didn’t do this. You were prob­a­bly just try­ing to par­tic­i­pate in the zeit­geist, con­nect with oth­er fans, do some­thing fun, etc, but I’ve seen video af­ter video now of these fuck­ing turds hav­ing ab­solute tantrums over this shit and it’s su­per rude. 

This is why we don’t have nice things.
 
 

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