House votes YES to take away healthcare from millions and make it prohibitively expensive for everyone else.
It was a party line vote. All to give tax breaks to the top 2%.
There are no ‘two sides.’ There is no coin. There is Evil and there is Good and Republicans are on the wrong side. AGAIN. And if you voted for this, I hope you die from its result.
Old Donny is nothing if not prescient.
A list of pre-existing conditions lost under #trumpcare:
AIDS/HIV, acid reflux, acne, ADD, addiction, Alzheimer’s/dementia, anemia, aneurysm, angioplasty, anorexia, anxiety, arrhythmia, arthritis, asthma, atrial fibrillation, autism, bariatric surgery, basal cell carcinoma, ipolar disorder, blood clot, breast cancer, bulimia, bypass surgery, celiac disease, cerebral aneurysm, cerebral embolism, cerebral palsy, cerebral thrombosis, cervical cancer, colon cancer, colon polyps, congestive heart failure, COPD, Crohn’s disease, cystic fibrosis, DMD, depression, diabetes, disabilities, Down syndrome, eating disorder, enlarged prostate, epilepsy, glaucoma, gout, heart disease, heart murmur, heartburn, hemophilia, hepatitis C, herpes, high cholesterol, hypertension, hysterectomy, kidney disease, kidney stones, kidney transplant, leukemia, lung cancer, lupus, lymphoma, mental health issues, migraines, MS, muscular dystrophy, narcolepsy, nasal polyps, obesity, OCD, organ transplant, osteoporosis, pacemaker, panic disorder, paralysis, paraplegia, Parkinson’s disease, pregnancy, restless leg syndrome, schizophrenia, seasonal affective disorder, seizures, sickle cell disease, skin cancer, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, stent, stroke, thyroid issues, tooth disease, tuberculosis, ulcers.
If you voted your “conscious” last November know that you did this too. You’re just as bad – and in many ways worse.
Also fuck Bernie right in the ass for courting these shaved chimps on their own misogynistic terms.
Remember after the election when you said I was being “harsh” for cutting Republicans out of my life?
Well here we are 6 months later and Republicans and ONLY Republicans have:
· Broken up families and deported teachers, and other quality citizens all to appeal to the xenophobic urges of slackjawed xenophobic shitheel base.
· Gut environmental regulations that help blunt the impact of climate changes that will effect us all.
· Positioned themselves to eliminate net neutrality thus curbing free and open speech
· And just today voted to essentially painfully kill and bankrupt millions of Americans, to justify massive tax cuts for billionaires. They made rape a pre-existing condition for Christ’s sake.
No more allowing you to dither in the shade of “well I don’t believe in the whole platform” or and other such bullshit.
You are complicit in this. You are responsible for this. You OWN this. This is what a Republican is in 2017. And it’s completely incompatible with humanity and thus I don’t want it in my life. And if you don’t feel the same you need to ask yourself what your own personal responsibility is in being there for people that enable real, actual, measurable Evil because like it or not part of this falls on those of us that allow it.
No, it’s not my nor any other liberal’s responsibility to teach Republicans basic human decency, thanks.
This is what Republicans are in 2017.
Fuck each and every last one of them.
Queen of England:
OMG you guyz! get the fuck in here! This is an emergency fuck fuck fuuuuuuck! (Dispatches fleet of corgis equipped with tiny sirens and lights).
Members Of Royal Court:
We came as fast as we could, my liege. For what crisis or heaven forfend *crises* have you summoned us here in the dark of night? We are at your side and ready to to oblige our debt to the crown.
Prince Phillip:
Sup guys. I think … I think I’m going to chill. Maybe learn Tex Mex cooking or salsa dancing. Something like that. Who knows, really. I’m open. I just kinda wanna see where the vacay takes me.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg. Hed by Natalie Michelle.
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