“No Russians told *me* how to vote!”
“Dude, as someone that has argued with you multiple times *yes they fucking did*. You are the dumbest, most easily-led dildo I’ve ever had to kick out of a thread for lacking the mental faculties afforded even the most wide-eyed 6‑year-old. You will believe literally any dumb thing put in front of you so long as it jibes with your long-ago-debunked assumptions of how the world should work. You are an actual stupid person. So yes, Russians told you how to vote.”
I’ve been reading about this kind of shit from them since before the 2016 election but no one wanted to hear it.
I didn’t fall for Ello or any of the other upstarts but if Zuck doesn’t fix this I’m out.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2018 Jason Malmberg.
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