snacky treasure

Had a dream last night 

that they were giv­ing away tick­ets to a Guns n Ros­es show out by the free­way on-ramp

and the band was there in per­son and I made it my quest to get there 

but only be­cause it was spon­sored by Tastykake and I’ve nev­er had Tastykake and they were giv­ing them away and all I want­ed to do was get there and see if they lived up to the hype.
 

So af­ter an ar­du­ous journey 

I get there and Kevin Smith is block­ing the dis­play case 

and it be­comes clear 

that my get­ting what looks to be an im­pos­si­bly beau­ti­ful snack cake 

hinges on me 

lis­ten­ing to Smith yam­mer on for­ev­er about godknowswhat.
 
 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malmberg.

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