Two years ago,
we hosted Christmas at our house
for the first time
and it was getting late and my inlaws wouldn’t leave,
so I put on Die Hard
and within ten minutes they were gone.
That didn’t work last year.
They just stayed through the entire movie
until it was almost 10:30
and made disapproving commentary whenever anyone said the word “fuck.”
Clearly I may have to up the ante this year,
so you know what that means:
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2018 Emily Duchaine.
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