republican christianity is just a secret handshake

 

He   

nev­er said shit
about gays get­ting mar­ried or abor­tion but he was pret­ty fuckin crys­tal about the poor.

But hey,
you gave a bag of pump­kin pie fill­ing and dry mac­a­roni to the poor at Christ­mas af­ter vot­ing, along with every­one else at your sub­ur­ban megachurch, to take away their health care and so­cial safe­ty net so you should be all good in the eyes of the big man, who you’d call se­cu­ri­ty on if you saw him in your neigh­bor­hood up in Ass­hole Falls.

Lay­offs are stun­ning steel­work­ers who, just a year ago, greet­ed Trump’s elec­tion as a new dawn for their in­dus­try https://t.co/WyRdgYdvLp

— The New York Times (@nytimes) De­cem­ber 23, 2017

He was a liar; we told you he was a liar; you did­n’t care and de­cid­ed to swim in his big­ot­ed fairy dust be­cause you liked how he talked about brown peo­ple. https://t.co/zo36F9g0uj

— Hawai­iDelilah (@HawaiiDelilah) De­cem­ber 22, 2017

You well-off Trump­ist Re­pub­li­cans need to take heed: 

When the poor have had too much they are go­ing to come for those with­in reach for blood. And that ain’t the 1% in the is­lands, it’s the reg­u­lar rich in the suburbs.
 

Gath­er forth.
It is time. Here’s the 2017 Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sono­ma Cat­a­log.

 

And
this is what Christ­mas should be about. Vogu­ing:

 

It’s the holidays!
So call up some­one you care about and play them this song and then hang up.

 
 
 
 

 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2017 Ja­son Malm­berg. Pic­tured: Bernar­do Dad­di, Geburt Christi, cir­ca 1325–50, source.

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