This has happened just a few times so far and tonight I’ve only had a few groups of trick or treaters:
Politest children in the world:
“Trick or treat! May I have some candy?”
Me:
“Of course, take what you like!”
Politest children in the world:
Me:
“Guys, take more if you want!”
Politest children in the world:
“No thank you, we need to leave more for the other kids.”
Me:
Politest children in the world:
“Happy Halloween!”
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT YOU GUYS!!!!
Then,
this absolute sweetheart kid just grabbed a box of raisins and the look of horror on his face when he realized was heartbreaking,
but
because again, politest children ever,
he just said
“Thank you”
and I was like
“If you want candy, take some candy”
and he was like
“It’s okay, I’ll just take the raisins.”
just like so sweet
and I was
“Kid, take some candy.”
and I grabbed a huge handful and
“Here it’s okay, do you want this instead?”
“Can I really?”
“Yes dude, take it, it’s Halloween, raisins are gross I get it.”
“THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!”
These kids are melting my ice cold heart man.
—natalie michelle
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