THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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I hear that Hillary “Killary” Clinton

gave a speech to Goldman Sachs

about

how to score with chicks

by

pretending to yawn

and then

bringing your arm down

so

when it comes down

lands across their shoulders and bam: First base.

She wore sunglasses

and rhythmically snapped the fingers on one hand

while she laid down this jive

and they paid her $30 million.

Is that really who we want in the Oval Office?

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(Thinking about doing tee shirts too)

—jason malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2016 Jason Malmberg.

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Der Tung
Posted
Mon 26 Sep 2016