i just hate people in the suburbs really

The sub­urbs are so annoying. 

Peo­ple keep post­ing videos from their door­bell cam­eras say­ing “Is this guy le­git?? Don’t know him, but he rang my bell!”

Calm down, no one is try­ing to mur­der you at 12 p.m.

That kid who rang the door­bell and ran is just a fuck­ing kid.

Back in my day we had to ac­tu­al­ly CHECK THE DOOR to know who it was.

And like I GET IT, okay, psy­chos ex­ist but you do not need to post a video of a dude hold­ing bean dip with “This guy was out­side my house, OMG WHO IS HE?!”

And also these peo­ple would lose their shit if they found out how many peo­ple knocked on their door when they weren’t home be­fore they had the camera.
 
 

—bri­au­na rupert

Flom­mist Bri­au­na Ru­pert is made up of 50% anx­i­ety, 50% Sal­sa Verde Dori­tos. She also does­n’t get mad, “I just make SIMS of my en­e­mies and lock them in the base­ment.” Copy­right © 2018 Bri­au­na Ru­pert. Sub­ur­ban porch foto by mehal­lo.

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