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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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A shad­owy fig­ure in a trench coat,

her col­lar turned up and her plat­inum blonde hair tucked un­der a wide brimmed hat, cau­tious­ly walks through a dim­ly lit al­ley, the heels of her boots tap­ping the pavement.

Com­ing to­ward her is an un­re­mark­able look­ing gen­tle­man, calm, mid thir­ties, nor­mal street clothes, a pen tucked be­hind his ear. They stop only inch­es from each oth­er and stand silent. Their breath plumes in the cold au­tumn air.

The woman looks be­hind her, then over his shoul­der. Con­firm­ing they are alone, she re­moves a small box from her coat pock­et and opens it.

My blue di­a­mond bin­di,” she says. “I wore it dur­ing the ‘Trag­ic King­dom’ tour.”

The di­a­mond catch­es what small amount of light there is the al­ley. She shuts the box and hands it to him be­fore with­draw­ing a yel­low en­ve­lope from in­side her coat.

And $10,000.” The en­ve­lope is placed in his hand. He tucks both pack­ages un­der his left arm.

Con­sid­er it done. Blake Shel­ton – Sex­i­est Man Alive 2017. The is­sue will hit news­stands this Tuesday.”

I have one more request.”

He rais­es an eye­brow. “Yes?”

I also want you to name Gavin Ross­dale ‘Least Sex­i­est Man Alive.’”

Yeah, we don’t re­al­ly do that, Gwen.”
 
 
 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2017 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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