our flag was still there

“Democ­ra­cy has prevailed.”
—Pres­i­dent Joseph R. Biden, Jr.

“I’d love to take your questions.”
—Rad­i­cal state­ment from new Press Sec­re­tary Jen Psa­ki

“I can’t be­lieve I Febrezed my balls for this.”
—QAnons all over, re­al­iz­ing they’ve been had

 

Q fol­low­ers are freak­ing out and I am sa­vor­ing it.

they big mad. https://t.co/ipIIzdvMz5

— de­r­ay (@deray) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

They very in­ten­tion­al­ly live in places where the only faces they see are white and Christian.

Thus that be­comes The World.

And of course that must also be America.

Thin­ly veiled? OK.

Dude. You’re a White Su­prema­cist. You’re a racist. You’re every name in the book. You’re a liar.

That bet­ter? https://t.co/DS57VAq7db

— Ned (Uni­ty re­quires Jus­tice) Stae­bler (@NedStaebler) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

New York man hold­ing a Trump ban­ner ob­jects to the in­au­gu­ra­tion of Pres­i­dent Biden out­side the New York state Capi­tol in Albany.

📷 Hans Pen­nink / AP pic.twitter.com/BrjnYK0jzZ

— NBC News (@NBCNews) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

One Trump sup­port­er in a red MAGA hat stood out­side the Cal­i­for­nia Capi­tol as Pres­i­dent Joe Biden took the oath of of­fice.#In­au­gu­ra­tion­Day @sfchronicle pic.twitter.com/bKjxHbxAOQ

— Dustin Gar­diner (@dustingardiner) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

I don’t see how the Biden cam­paign comes back from this https://t.co/2juYSWBOPf

— Aaron Ru­par (@atrupar) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

 

Tho

if Stephen Miller did a sex (there is ev­i­dence) then why come all in­cels didn’t im­me­di­ate­ly disappear?

 

Fox News’ San­dra Smith won­ders if Biden sign­ing ex­ec­u­tive or­ders on his first day will show he’s not for uni­ty, ask­ing “what mes­sage does this send.”

Chris Wal­lace: “It says that he won. It’s as sim­ple as that.” pic.twitter.com/y1zGSBubtV

— Justin Barag­o­na (@justinbaragona) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

Biden is slic­ing and dic­ing with his pen.

Get fucked, bor­der wall.

Eat a dick, trav­el ban.

Up­date: The Pres­i­dent is or­der­ing the fed­er­al gov­ern­ment to find the fam­i­lies that were sep­a­rat­ed from their chil­dren and re­uni­fy those families.

— Tío Sam 🇺🇸 (@TioSamSays) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

Says the guy who tried to THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES OF PEO­PLE FROM PITTS­BURGH https://t.co/qpe120qoUv

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

It’s done. The Mus­lim Ban is rescinded.

— Abed A. Ay­oub (@aayoub) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

 

To­day we made

a huge gain in yards to­ward mak­ing this coun­try the coun­try we’ve al­ways said it was while se­cret­ly hop­ing it could re­al­ly be.

 

An­oth­er ma­jor Oval Of­fice up­grade: A bust of la­bor or­ga­niz­er Ce­sar Chavez where Fred Trump used to be https://t.co/5MQiVkwLSs pic.twitter.com/zAjY8peG5z

— Mark Gon­gloff (@markgongloff) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

 

Vice. Pres­i­dent.

#Amer­i­caIs­GreatA­gain

 

The Biden In­au­gur­al cel­e­bra­tion is like Kennedy Cen­ter for the Arts. The Trump in­au­gur­al was more like Trac­tor Supply.

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

pic.twitter.com/jRrxUmXcXo

— Jake Tap­per (@jaketapper) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

 

Dave and the lads meet the moment.

I can see Abe Lin­coln bop­ping his head with @johnlegend

— Oliv­er Willis (@owillis) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

Some­where in Amer­i­ca, Kid Rock, Ted Nu­gent, Vanil­la Ice, Kristy Swan­son, Kirk Cameron and Chuck Wool­ery are watch­ing the in­au­gu­ra­tion spe­cial and telling them­selves, “We could have put on a MUCH bet­ter show than this!”

— Richard Roeper (@RichardERoeper) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

You’ve nev­er seen a more easy­go­ing op­ti­mistic me than me tonight.

I’m here for all this shit. Even the pop country.

The Glee kids could show up to suck and I’d still beam.

👏 GET 👏 TOM 👏 HAN­KS 👏 A 👏 COAT 👏

— Jake Tap­per (@jaketapper) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

Good lord…at least a hat you mon­sters! #Save­Hanks

— Fred Well­man (@FPWellman) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

If Tom Han­ks re­al­ly wants to bring this coun­try to­geth­er he will bring us the Pe­ter Scolari.

I frankly think we’ve earned it at this point.

 

Op­ti­mism feels good.

 

We out here 😁 pic.twitter.com/F7WkGnY8El

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

 

Amer­i­ca is back.

 

This is all so beau­ti­ful. Take this mo­ment in. You are not only watch­ing his­to­ry. You helped make history.

— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) Jan­u­ary 21, 2021

 

Also

Everything’s com­ing up Malmberg!!

FUCK THAT GUY! #youreverycool https://t.co/IFsyLRXBbv

— Dee Snider🇺🇸 (@deesnider) Jan­u­ary 20, 2021

 

#Amer­i­caIs­GreatA­gain

 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2021 Ja­son Malm­berg. Post Up­dat­ed 21 Jan­u­ary 2021.

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