Is the general vibe of those cool chairs on rails that go up and down stairways that they are only for old people or is there an argument that could be made for them as a playboy du leisure affectation?
Cuz I could be into that but I’m not tryin to come off like Flo when she was in Gremlins (1984). And y’all saw how that turned out.
At any rate, our house is just the one story.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2021 Jason Malmberg.
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