“Oh shit bro.
I spilled avocado toast all over my good bro romper.
In retrospect of this folly I now see that I should have bought a house instead.”
I’m making fun of the stereotype that millennials would be proud homeowners had they not spent all their money on avocado toast and rompers.
—jason malmberg
Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes. Copyright © 2017 Jason Malmberg.
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