need: a back and forth with two people discussing the merits of mud bricks over treated straw

I’m into genre fic­tion but I’m starv­ing for the mun­dane too.

I want to read about how a roof thatch­er fix­es the vil­lage af­ter a bat­tle. Can they make straw fire proof?

–and–

It’d be great if, mid-nar­ra­tive, the knight goes off on a tan­gent about how chain­mail is itchy. How does he fig­ure that out? Does he keep a dull blade for groom­ing and scratching?

I’m look­ing for some­thing like Curb Your En­thu­si­asm crossed with The Book of Three, de­liv­ered in a dry wit that shames the read­er for not know­ing the ob­vi­ous in­ter­tex­tu­al references.

No drag­ons, just build up and af­ter­math pep­pered with a how-to on cobbling.

—louis her­nan­dez

Flom­mist Louis Her­dan­dez is ob­sessed with go­ing Bauhaus and be­com­ing The Ma­chine. Prefer­ably a drill press. Copy­right © 2020 Louis Hernandez.

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